Office by Alex Penny
Sam. Nineteen. Utah. Real life starts now.
I ship zachary quinto with myself
OH MY GOD I WEEP FOR THE ICE CREAM ON HIS FACE
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I am so emotional I’m the opposite of Spock: I’m like a Vulcan’t.
If you want to eat pizza and watch Lord of the Rings or Star Wars all day with the occasional sexual break, then you are marriage material.
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do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
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OMG. HAHAHAhere’s a list of what i’d like to do with you:
- hug
- go on walks while holding hands
- smile
- kiss
- cuddle
- have cute little dates
- have movie nights
- take adorable pictures
- go new places
- try new things
- fall in love
- brutally fuck you
- look at the stars
- do everything i was ever scared to do alone.
I want to hug you (◕‿◕✿)
And kiss you (◡‿◡✿)
And maybe bite you just a little (⊙‿⊙✿)
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Fauns.
*Fawns.
People can’t even spell four letter words correctly anymore as adults when I was busting my ass reciting disestablishmentarianism when I was 12.
At least their make up skills are better than their spelling.
- faun - “One of a class of rural deities represented as men with the ears, horns, tail, and later also the hind legs of deer or goats.” (via)
- fawn - “A young deer in its first year.” (via)
u might be able to recite disestablishmentarianism but that doesnt make up for the fact that youre wrong and also being a dick :)
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Aries: Werewolves- also known as Lycans legend has it that they were a race of people who could purposely turn into larger-than-normal wolves, but some stories differ saying that it was a curse that turned a human into a half-man/half-wolf monster without his consent during a full moon.
Taurus: Dryads- also know as wood nymphs dryads were extremely beautiful and were literally the spirits of the trees. Legend has it that if the tree they were from died so would they. Love of nature, and an extremely strong tie to their home/roots nothing screams Taurus more.
Gemini: Fairies-Small magical creatures often depicted with butterfly, or insect wings. Are known to be small in stature and mischievous in nature. They cannot lie but they have been known to be very persuasive with their words.
Cancer: Sirens- Not to be confused with mermaids the original sirens had wings, but they lived by the sea. In some legends they were beautiful women who sang sailors to the rocks and drowned them, in other stories the sang them to the rocks to devour the sailors themselves.
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